Comical Zodiac: Your Funny Horoscope with a Grain of Truth
for
Libra
Sep 23 - Oct 23
Libra
Libras are so elegant and tasteful it’s nauseating. They can only make a decision if they consult a therapist or a TV guide. They constantly worry about what other people think about them, but never really pay attention. Libras are funny because of their malleability – they will start adoring anything they hate the moment it comes into fashion.
They eat ethnic foods, but don’t understand the cultures they belong to. Hollywood teems with Libras. They are the reason old fashion styles make comebacks – Libras never throw out their old clothes. Even if a Libra is hammered, he or she will still be able to explain the difference between café au lait and café latté, which is really strange because everybody knows there is none whatsoever.
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