Comical Zodiac: Your Funny Horoscope with a Grain of Truth
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Aquarius
Jan 20 - Feb 19
Aquarius
Aquarians love to party; they can party anywhere, at any time. They have regular out-of-body experiences; they love astronomy because they know so much about space from their previous trips there. Want to know what food is like on Saturn? Ask an Aquarius!
However, conversations with Aquarians can be hopeless, as they frequently zone out and turn to talking to a person several feet away. They can allow themselves every possible vice without a second thought. If Aquarians try really hard, they can even walk on water.
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