Comical Zodiac: Your Funny Horoscope with a Grain of Truth
for
Aries
Mar 21 - Apr 19
Aries
Aries makes life decisions like a toddler. They are not in the habit of saying one thing and doing another – they just do the wrong thing and don’t discuss it. Ever. Remember about this unless you want Aries your mortal enemy.
Aries stand their ground no matter how shaky it is: they may live in a palace or a refrigerator box and still insist this is exactly what they wanted. Aries always hold managerial positions; even if life makes them clean toilets, they will form a one-man union and go on a picket.
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