Comical Zodiac: Your Funny Horoscope with a Grain of Truth
for
Gemini
May 21 - Jun 21
Gemini
Geminis love to think of themselves as an artistic mixture of Michelangelo and Sophocles, but in reality it is more of a schizophrenic one. They are pushy and overbearing, outgoing and progressive, and they will negate all of this immediately after they finish reading this sentence.
Geminis drive funny cars and speak very loudly as they want to make sure they’re heard. Unfortunately, there’s usually no one listening, because they are mostly talking – or even picking heated arguments - to themselves. Essentially, they’re like an Aquarius, only slightly paranoid.
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