Comical Zodiac: Your Funny Horoscope with a Grain of Truth
for
Leo
Jul 23 - Aug 22
Leo
Leo craves attention and will try to grab it in any possible way, including self-immolation; they will do literally anything that will give them shock value. Leos have to be the center of every conversation; they open doors by screaming at them and will barricade the exit if someone tries to leave before they finish their speech.
Leo’s birthday must be a parade; their every appearance must be accompanied by the welcoming applause. Physical affection is vital for Leos, but they can never find any because everyone thinks they are irritating.
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